"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
“We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.” - Amy Poehler
The first time was when we were best friends. I could tell you anything about my past, no matter how fucked up it was. Not once did you ever make me feel less than I should. You built me up and made me whole again.
The second time was when you became my boyfriend. We were young, reckless, naive but that didn’t stop us from loving each other furiously. I was you and you were me, we were one. We got lost in each other.
The third time was after we made love for the first time. The next morning when I woke up in your arms you looked at me like I was beautiful, like I was your entire world. For the first time I felt like I was enough."
- I’ve been in love three times but with one person (via n4ughty-y)
so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine
Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes.
Infinite List of Favourite Movies | The Princess Diaries (2001)
I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.